Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Indo Babes: Where Creeper Love Goes Unnoticed

    Crafty Indo Babes: Where Creeper Love Goes Unnoticed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Indonesian women who will make your gaming experience unforgettable! Join us for a chance to explore the vast world of Minecraft while being surrounded by the most populous and exotic race on earth. Who needs diamonds when you have Indonesian women to keep you company? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game like never before!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Official Pattern Name Minecraft Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Official Pattern Name Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner? Just remember to watch out for the exploding chickens and lava-spewing sheep!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Welcome to the Overgrown Hermitage – Where Only the Classy Survive!

    Welcome to the Overgrown Hermitage – Where Only the Classy Survive!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival SMP
    Mods No major game changing mods
    Features Community-focused, events, voice chat

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Submit an application through the Google form provided in the description.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server rules provided upon joining.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, as long as they also adhere to the server rules and guidelines.
    Are there any upcoming events planned? Check the announcements channel on the server for information about events.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Crackers – #1 Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crackers – #1 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha. They were greeted by a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget. And thus began their epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and a lot of questionable decisions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a spud who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, starchy fist?). Join his potato army and conquer the server with your tuber-based powers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright bizarre. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Warcrafty Funland: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Warcrafty Funland: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the bomb dot com! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    We’ve got more action-packed events than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. Want to reenact the American Civil War with a twist? We’ve got you covered! Build your own army of zombie soldiers and fight for control of the battlefield. Who needs history books when you can experience it firsthand in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Join us for insane treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and a chance to win fabulous prizes that will make your friends green with envy. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

    ✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Cowboy Crafts with Country Folk and Modded Mayhem! Ages 13+

    Cowboy Crafts with Country Folk and Modded Mayhem! Ages 13+

    Country Craft Server Overview

    Server Name Country Craft
    Server Type Minecraft
    Features Create or join countries, develop cultures and tales
    Server Style Semi-roleplay
    Mod Prominence II mod, play through CurseForge
    Discord Join our Discord

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Is this a roleplay server? While not strictly a roleplay server, we encourage roleplay aspects over metagaming.
    How do I join or create a country? You can join an existing country or create your own by collaborating with other players.
    Are there any specific rules or guidelines for creating cultures? Players are free to develop their own cultures and tales as long as they adhere to server rules and respect other players.
    Do I need the Prominence II mod to play on the server? Yes, you will need to play through CurseForge with the Prominence II mod installed.
    How can I connect with other players outside of the game? You can join our Discord server for community discussions and updates.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ElysiumCraft Network VS Hypixel

    ElysiumCraft Network VS Hypixel

    Hypixel Server

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be crowded and overwhelming
    Wide variety of minigames Some games may be unbalanced or buggy
    Regular updates and events May experience lag or server downtime
    Active community and forums Can be competitive and toxic at times

    ElysiumCraft Network

    It conveys a sense of beauty and creativity with the use of “Elysian,” which is often associated with paradise or a place of bliss in Greek mythology. The addition of “Craft” ties in well with Minecraft, emphasizing the creative and crafting aspects of the game. Embark on epic quests, conquer daunting challenges, and build magnificent structures with friends, or forge your path as a lone adventurer.

    Pros Cons
    Focus on quests and challenges May lack the variety of minigames
    Emphasis on creativity and building Smaller player base
    Potentially less lag and downtime Less active community

    FAQ

    1. Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to ElysiumCraft Network.

    2. Which server offers a wider variety of minigames?

    Hypixel offers a wider variety of minigames compared to ElysiumCraft Network.

    3. Which server focuses more on quests and challenges?

    ElysiumCraft Network focuses more on quests and challenges compared to Hypixel.

    4. Which server has a more active community?

    Hypixel has a more active community and forums compared to ElysiumCraft Network.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME

    LOLcraft: Hades 2 is LAME
    Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so bad, it makes Hades 1 look like a masterpiece!

    Join us for the most boring weapons you’ve ever seen, face off against enemies so dull they make watching grass grow seem thrilling, and collect boons that will put you to sleep faster than counting sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our visuals are so bland, they’ll make you question if your screen is even on. Our story is so uninteresting, you’ll forget it as soon as you hear it. And our characters? Well, let’s just say they make cardboard cutouts look lively.

    And if you think that’s not enough, we have over 1000 miscellaneous tasks for you to do that are so mind-numbingly dull, you’ll wonder why you ever wanted to play Minecraft in the first place. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate snoozefest of a lifetime!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sky High Shenanigans

    Sky High Shenanigans
    Are you tired of boring, average-height Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe the sky’s the limit! Literally. Our world is filled with towering skyscrapers, mountains that reach the clouds, and trees so tall you’ll need a ladder just to see the top. How tall is too tall, you ask? We say there’s no such thing!

    Join us on this server and experience the thrill of building your own gravity-defying structures, challenging your fear of heights, and maybe even discovering a secret society of giants living amongst the clouds. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this sky-high world? So come on, take your Minecraft gameplay to new heights and join us today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Spork SMP: Where the sporks are stronger than diamond swords!

    Spork SMP: Where the sporks are stronger than diamond swords!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Datapack Driven Custom Weapons We have custom weapons and modded terrain generations using server-side terrain generation mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft. These mods are purely server side, allowing players to join with a vanilla launcher.
    Custom Combat Features The datapacks, combined with the resource pack, add custom combat features and weapons with varying rarity and powers. These weapons reference other games and media.

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/ryJzumCExN

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What mods are used for terrain generation? We use server-side mods such as tectonic and Yung’s better minecraft for terrain generation.
    Can I join the server with a vanilla launcher? Yes, you can join the server with a vanilla launcher as the mods are purely server side.
    Are the weapons in the server custom? Yes, we have custom weapons with varying rarity and powers that reference other games and media.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCorp Chaos: Where Greed Meets Blocks!

    CraftyCorp Chaos: Where Greed Meets Blocks!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight against evil corporations trying to control the world’s food supply! Join us as we build bee sanctuaries to save the pollinators and grow our own GMO-free crops. We even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down Monsanto once and for all. So come join us and be a part of the resistance against the agricultural overlords!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Fiction-Free Funland: Where Imagination Goes to Die

    Fiction-Free Funland: Where Imagination Goes to Die
    Are you tired of all those fake stories and made-up characters in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ban all fiction! That’s right, only real-life scenarios and characters allowed here. Want to fight a zombie? Sorry, zombies aren’t real. But you can fight a squirrel with a bad attitude! Join us for the most realistic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the server, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to fiction forever!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Longbirch Vanguard: Where even the creepers are roleplaying as friendly mobs!

    The Longbirch Vanguard: Where even the creepers are roleplaying as friendly mobs!
    Server IP MC.LVRPG.NET
    Java Version 1.20.1

    Overview

    A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

    Helpful Links

    Features

    • 10 Classes
    • 9 Races
    • Tons of Quests
    • An ever-expanding selection of Pets
    • 6 Dungeons
    • Deity System
    • Weekly Updates

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, simply use the IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.

    2. Are there specific rules on the server?

    Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or Wiki for the official rules and guidelines.

    3. Can I use mods on the server?

    It is recommended to play on the server without any game-altering mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

    4. How often are updates released?

    Updates are released weekly to introduce new content, fixes, and improvements to the server.

    5. How can I report a bug or provide feedback?

    You can report bugs or offer feedback on the server’s Discord or forums to help improve the overall experience for players.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SculkSMP VS Hypixel

    SculkSMP VS Hypixel
    Hypixel SculkSMP
    Massive player base Small and close-knit community
    Wide variety of game modes Focus on PvP in SMP
    Regular updates and events Daily giveaways and events
    Professional staff team Community-driven vibe
    High-quality minigames Unique Sculk-inspired features

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Hypixel SculkSMP
    How big is the player base? Hypixel has millions of players. SculkSMP has a smaller and more close-knit community.
    What kind of game modes are available? Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes. SculkSMP focuses on PvP in SMP.
    Are there regular updates and events? Yes, Hypixel regularly updates and hosts events. SculkSMP offers daily giveaways and events.
    How is the staff team? Hypixel has a professional staff team. SculkSMP has a community-driven vibe.
    What are the unique features? Hypixel has high-quality minigames. SculkSMP has unique Sculk-inspired features.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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