Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
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