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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6445 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 392 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
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