Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Zombie Dances: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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