Are you tired of dealing with financial surprises from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only surprises are hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons! No more unexpected credit card bills for PS5s or GameStop shopping sprees – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is deciding which enchanted sword to wield. So come join us and leave the financial woes behind – because let’s face it, who needs a GameStop credit card when you can trade diamonds with villagers?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Emeralds Found: 978
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Magic Crystals Found: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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