Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3850 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 1568
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 691934 Players Killed by Monsters: 8017

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 1553 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 354991

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Crops Grown: 8956

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Enchantments Applied: 157
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4946 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7025 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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