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Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	53

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Items Found:	1531
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RedditMineCrafters

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchantments Applied:	212
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3688
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	986	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

497456338, bandai namcoent, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, edit, eip.gg, elden ring, general, Google spreadsheets, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Kingdom, Lands Between, Latest Patch, mapgenie io, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server, touch bloodstain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1201
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2