CraftyHistory Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	9271

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the elusive Herobrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	225
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7948
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	5275
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	242	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	986799	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	3991
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4132
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	64

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Emeralds Found:	3029	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crops Grown:	9901	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!