CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	367
Dragon Eggs Found:	2468	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1563	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	835
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	5402	Zombie Dances:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	942885	Holy Grails Found:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	739921	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	103	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Emeralds Found:	1385
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Farms Harvested:	145	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6560	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net