CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

millions of years, defeated, gap, Omniscience, Wives

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

BagCraft Minecraft Server

Guilt, family, Purse, designer bag, brand

Are you tired of staring at that expensive designer purse that you’ll never use? Join our Minecraft server and trade it for some virtual diamonds! We’ve got a thriving economy where you can turn that unwanted gift into valuable in-game currency. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of balancing financial responsibilities with family expectations. So come join us and make some virtual bank while avoiding any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

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CiggyBlockerCraft

cigarettes, leave me alone, Frustrated, Bother, group

So, picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual bar on our Minecraft server, just mining your own blocks. Suddenly, a tipsy player stumbles up to you and starts begging for virtual cigarettes. Like, what even? And then she starts showering you with fake compliments, like “your pixelated pickaxe is so stylish.” Um, thanks but no thanks, random stranger.

But here’s the kicker – when you refuse to cater to her bizarre requests, she goes off on you, calling you a “brokie” (whatever that means in Minecraft language). Like, excuse me, I’m just here to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons, not be your cigarette delivery service.

So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected encounters and drama that even soap operas would envy, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Just remember to bring your own virtual cigarettes, because we don’t cater to entitled players here.

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GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

physical health, fitness journey, Minecraft, busy schedule, mental health

Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!

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ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, Communication, dishonest, Cruel, insensitive behavior

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward questions like “Do I look fat in this?” Our pixelated world is filled with magical potions that make you look slimmer instantly! No need to worry about offending your girlfriend ever again, just tell her she looks fabulous in our virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that turns your girlfriend into a majestic unicorn whenever she asks that dreaded question. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with that kind of power? So come on over and leave body image insecurities behind, because in our Minecraft world, everyone looks pixel-perfect!

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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Geopolitics, european union, UkraineCraft, RECORD

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

BagCraft Minecraft Server

CiggyBlockerCraft

GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

ChunkyCraft

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server