CraftyHalalCafe | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

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Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DoubleDineDrama

alcohol consumption, bill splitting, birthday celebration, DoubleDineDrama, fair share, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, financial fairness, fixed price menu, individual contributions, meal arrangements, meal bill, meal choices, meal etiquette, meal expenses, personal budget, social pressure

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyRegretz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	5199
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Empires MC

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Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BabyBumpBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CelebrityScape SMP

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Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Towns Built:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	184
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10