so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Gods Slained: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Potions Brewed: 53
    Magic Items Found: 7350 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 2195 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Animals Bred: 64
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 194

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Towns Built: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7363
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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