so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 20
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Secret Passages Found: 7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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