CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	880	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

New Minecraft Servers

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Enchantments Applied:	78	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	502
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	965593
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4439	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	122	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	134	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5211	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	974
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	328359
Star Shards Collected:	266	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!