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Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Void Armor Forged:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Votes:	7970	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

ZelenskyCraft: Frozen Arms Deal

ARMS, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Deal, defense procurement, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, foreign policy, frozen, frozen assets, international relations, military aid, Négotiation, peace talks, political scandal, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Trump administration, Ukraine, weapons, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

lol this server is like a wild ride on a llama with a jetpack! we got so much craziness you’ll think you’re in a village full of exploding chickens! join us and you’ll be able to trade with villagers who speak in memes and ride pigs into battle against evil cows! we even have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds the size of your head! come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

LoveCraft: Pursue Positive Goals

associated, avoidance goals, Conflict, Conflict prevention, goals, good place, INDIVIDUALS, linked, lovecraft, lower satisfaction, motivation, Perception, Positive, positive beliefs, positive outcomes, pursue, Pursuit, rejection, rejection avoidance, relationship goals, rewarding goals, romantic relationships, satisfaction

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ IT’S LIKE, SO AWESOME. LIKE, IF U JOIN U WILL FIND TRUE LOVE AND UR RELATIONSHIPS WILL BE LIT AF. U WILL BE MOTIVATED TO FIND UR MINECRAFT SOULMATE AND AVOID ALL DA DRAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA LOVE AND SATISFACTION U DESERVE. YOLO!

Sunshine – Season One. Private Minecraft server

Active players, Bans, CONTENT, Economy, Events, Griefers, happy to see, ideas, join us, minecraft server, new people, Plasmovoice, Private, Prizes, season one, Semi Vanilla, september 1, Stable, Sunshine, tps

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchantments Applied:	58	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Private semi-vanilla Sunshine server! The first season starts on version 1.21 on September 1st! We have stable TPS, economy, interesting events and content. Plasmovoice is installed in the north. Prizes for the most active players! We issue bans only to griefers. Join us! We are always happy to see new people with their ideas!

146.19.48.178:20016

Lingua TerraCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Alphabet’s, Communication, comprehension, Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural diversity, Dialects, education, global awareness, International, Language, language barriers, language proficiency, Lingua, linguistic, linguistic diversity, Literacy, literacy rates, Multilingual, reading, Terracraft, translation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a virtual world where anything is possible? Then you gotta join this server, bro!

We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

BabyBlockers Minecraft Server

BabyBlockers, college degree, disabled, emergency, family, finances, GoFundMe, looking down, Minecraft, online business, PRESSURE, Server, single mother, sister, social aid, socioeconomic level, sperm donation, TTC, upper middle-class, Wealthy, Welfare, wic

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, financial woes, and baby-making debates!

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!

MoneyBackMineCraft

000, aita, asset, buy own place, Drama, guilt tripping, inconsistent promises, money back, MoneyBackMineCraft, Mortgage, moving out, owe 25, parents, part time, patience, promised, Rent, Struggling, STUDENT, tuition, well off

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Potions Brewed:	136	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama at home and being guilt-tripped by your parents for money? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without any mortgage drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?

So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!

ExCraftLoveTriange

awkward, coping, current partner, DATING, Dilemma, emotions, ex, ExCraftLoveTriange, former flame, love life, namesake, new flame, Partners, past and present, personal experience, relationship, Romantic, same name, Situation, unique circumstance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5152
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5211

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships by building a virtual world where everyone has unique names! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might accidentally set off a TNT trap set by a player who’s been mining for diamonds for days. Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos of a world where exes and current partners with the same name are the least of your worries!

CraftyPutin’sMCServer

Accountability, Azerbaijani citizens, Blame, Certainty, Condolences, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMCServer, crisis management., deaths, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, Politics, president, REPRESENTATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, russian federation, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a minecraft character who blames russia for all the disasters that happen in the game. we have crazy adventures, like when a creeper exploded the white house and the president blamed putin for it. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, explosions, and blaming other countries for our problems. it’s a total blast, literally!

CraftyZelenskyLukashApology

Apology, Belarus, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyLukashApology, denial, Diplomacy, international relations, Lukashenko, political leaders, russia invasion, Zelensky

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. let me tell u why. so, like, one time, Lukashenko was playin on the server and he was buildin this massive castle, right? but then Zelensky came along and was like, “bro, that’s my spot!” and Lukashenko was like, “oops, my bad, bro.” but then he denied it was his fault and blamed it on Russia’s invasion or somethin. crazy, right?

anyway, u gotta join this server cuz u never know what kind of drama is gonna go down. maybe u’ll build a castle and have to apologize to someone for takin their spot. or maybe u’ll deny responsibility for blowin up someone’s house. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun!

Husband vs Wife Mental Health Showdown

couples, diagnoses, Earning More, financial strain, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, husband, Husbands, income disparity, Marriage, Men, Mental, mental health, observations, Probability, psychological health, relationships, showdown, social stigma, stress, study, Wife, Wives, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! We have so much fun that even the blocks are laughing.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?

But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1