come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 82
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

    "Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Crops Grown: 6659 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

    Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

    So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • WifeOverDaughterCraft

    WifeOverDaughterCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

    Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

    With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • LoveStruck SMP

    LoveStruck SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

    Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

    Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyConspiracy

    BlockyConspiracy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

    BeirutBoom Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

    we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

    so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan
    so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

    join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Crops Grown: 7152
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Potions Brewed: 72
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Mines Excavated: 3368
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

    Links


    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7808
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Towns Built: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Potions Brewed: 156 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 60
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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