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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 1366 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2662 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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