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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9978 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 751801 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1475 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2535 |
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