so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gotta know dat your sex is hardware and your gender is software, like whaaaat? we got unicorns riding pigs, and chickens that lay diamond eggs, like, how crazy is dat? plus, we got a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ, they really know how to drop the beat, yo. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, like, who wouldn’t want dat? so come join us and let’s get weird together, cuz on dis server, anything goes, man.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Divine Spears Created: 27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 9149 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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