CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Farms Harvested:	810
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	7957
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crops Grown:	6697
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6195	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7504	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2