CraftyFap Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	209

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talkypost tags to a whole new level! Join us to discuss your wildest fetishes and maybe even have a virtual jerk-off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our lowercase edition brings a whole new level of intimacy and excitement to the game. Imagine building your dream castle while engaging in some steamy chat about your favorite kinks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you explore your deepest desires, build epic structures, and have a good old-fashioned wank all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Buildings Constructed:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Animals Bred:	171	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	2493

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8031
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Buildings Constructed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9844	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	134
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3376
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	358567
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Crops Grown:	1447
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!