CraftyFakeNewsBan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

aunt, BlockShame, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dessert, Dinner, Edition, family, Grandparents, Help, misunderstanding, Plate, plus size, relationships, self esteem, sister, Small, weight

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Mines Excavated:	1296	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Dimension Hops:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3144	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

Play.frostia.fr:25570

The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	50
Villages Defended:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3795

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7871	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	133

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

#announcement, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, decision making process, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, international relations, lack of preparation, leadership, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, policy implementation, Politics, strategy, takeover plan, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

Advancements, Appetite, body weight, brain region, Detailed Map, diabetes, health, human hypothalamus, hypothalamus, Medical, neuroscience, new, obesity, Potential, Regulation, research, scientists, Sleep, stress, Technology, treatments, weight

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7185	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

Players:	107/900	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1