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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 143 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1179 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.