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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2879 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 776223 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!