CraftyExile Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2068
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchantments Applied:	67	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	9244
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magic Items Found:	4465	Divine Spears Created:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5424
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7380	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9737
Ores Mined:	9354	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6304	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	367
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Villages Defended:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8609	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!