CraftyExesGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

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So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	152	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

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LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	384697
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Love Letters Sent:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Items Found:	5394

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrumpyCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MacronCraftEU

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Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Aqua Watchers

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Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2