CraftyExecOrders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9073
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

FreeDiamondsOnly

at no cost, complimentary, costless, for free, for no money, free, free of charge, FreeDiamondsOnly, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, no payment, on the house, Unpaid, without charge

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Your mom’s homemade cookies? Nah, that’s too easy. How about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the best luck in finding rare loot and building the most epic structures. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just fall out of your minecart. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KraftyKanzlerCraft

Campaign, Candidate, chancellor, Coalition, Democracy, european union, extremism, far right, front-runner, German election, germany, Government, KraftyKanzlerCraft, leadership, nationalism, opposition, policies, political party, Politics, Voting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Farms Harvested:	999	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

lol u know what else is never gonna happen? u never gonna regret joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden spoon. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs politics when u can have fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? join now before the villagers start a rebellion and demand better trading rates!

Antarctic Duck Dynasty

ancient birds, ancient creatures, ancient species, ancient wildlife, antarctic, Antarctic discovery, antarctica, Antarctica exploration, Antarctica fauna, Antarctica history, Antarctica wildlife, avian evolution, avian fossils, bird evolution, duck, DYNASTY, earth’s history, Evolution, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, prehistoric birds, scientific research, waterfowl

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	76
Buildings Constructed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to dive into a world where ducks ruled Antarctica 69 million years ago? Join our cray-cray Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between the ancient waterfowl and the mighty penguins. Will you be able to tame a duck and ride it into battle? Only on our server, baby! Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden duck eggs scattered all over the map that can hatch into rare and powerful duck mounts. So what are you waiting for? Come join the quack-tastic fun and let’s make history together!

Jerdjen Republic

Cities, City-Based, Community, Donations, early access, Economy, Fair Play, fair treatment, game updates, Jerdjen Republic, Minecraft, no p2w, public transport, Resources, Roleplay, Server, Store, Survival, Towns, Vehicles, voting page, Whitelist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	2750	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	2931	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to Jerdjen Republic’s Voting Page! This Server is currently not publicly available yet, please visit jerdjenrepublic.net for when it officially releases!

Jerdjen Republic is a City-Based Minecraft Server. Drive Vehicles across vast Towns and Cities, trade with People through an extensive Economy, ride the (currently free) Public Transport or farm for Resources!

Jerdjen Republic also has a No P2W commitement and everything will be currently run through donations. After game updates a store may release, however, it will not sell any elements or items that make you better than other players. Everyone gets the same fair treatement.

Have you liked what you read so far? Then this Server is for you. Go ahead and try it now!

Jerdjen Republic is currently in Early Access. Expect things to change over the coming months.

play.jerdjenrepublic.net

Geopol NWO

building mods, discord server, EU4, food/agriculture mods, Fossils & Archaeology, Geopol, History, HoI4, Immersive Engineering, Map Games, Mekanism, Modded, nwo, paradox games, PneumaticCraft, Politics, Recruits, small ships, TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns, thermal series, Vehicles, workers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	308	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you like Map Games, Paradox Games, HOI4, EU4, Politics, History – This is the Server For You
Features	Economy Immersive Vehicles Mekanism Create Immersive Engineering TACZ Timeless and Classics Guns Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods & Many Building Mods Fossils & Archaeology

Extensive FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Geopol: New World Order?	Geopol: New World Order is a Modded Earth Server that takes place in the modern era with pre-claimed Nations.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Where can I view the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I access the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the Map with Claims on Dynmap.

Minecraft Server IP Address: geopolnwo.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information on our Discord Server

Potential City 1.21

arab-israeli conflict, city, Conflict, Development, gaza, Gaza Strip, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, palestinians, peace process, Politics, Potential, Rebuild, Reconstruction, RENAME, united states, US

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Farms Harvested:	312	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Gaza on steroids! Imagine all the crazy potential, like building epic structures once we kick out all the stinky mobs and rename the whole place! It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come join us and let’s create a whole new world together, one block at a time. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of imagination, cause things are gonna get wild up in here!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

#impatience, cold weather, Communication, consideration, Cultural differences, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, Frustration, Guilt, late friend, lateness, leaving early, Minecraft, patience, Planning, punctual friend, punctuality, Reliability, Respect, Server, social etiquette, Time management, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re tired of waiting around for your friends to show up on time, then this is the server for you. We value being on time so much that we have a strict policy against tardiness – show up late and you’ll be banished to the Nether!

Join us and meet players who understand the importance of being punctual, unlike Lara who always shows up 20 minutes late (or even 40-50 minutes late on a bad day). Don’t worry about waiting around for your friends to log on, because on this server, everyone is always on time!

Just like our player who left their friend waiting in the cold for half an hour, you’ll never have to deal with that kind of frustration here. So come join us and experience the joy of being on time for once in your Minecraft life. Plus, we have plenty of fun hangouts and adventures waiting for you – as long as you show up on time, of course!

Crafty Aunt Scamperz

apartment living, aunt, aunt issues, BETRAYAL, college student, Crafty, custody battle, cutting contact, dormitory living, evil person accusation, family drama, family dynamics, family hate, financial loss, GoFundMe, house fire, house insurance, house ownership, loan request, personal boundaries, Scamperz, sibling loss, theft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	209716	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Imagine a world where your aunt tries to steal you away, house fires lead to unexpected twists, and gofundme campaigns turn into heist movies.

Don’t let the haters get you down – come join our server and leave all the drama behind. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who will have your back no matter what. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

RareAnimalHunter – Minecraft SMP

animal conservation, animal encounter, Biodiversity, conservation, encounter, Endangered species, Exotic, Minecraft, once in a lifetime, rare animal encounter, rare animal sighting, rare sighting, Rare species, rare wildlife, RareAnimalHunter, rarest animal, smp, Unique, UNUSUAL, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife encounter, wildlife preservation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Emeralds Found:	699

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like the rarest animals ever, like I once saw a unicorn riding a dragon while a leprechaun was juggling golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the talking pigs, they give the best life advice. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier and more fun SMP anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together! #BestSMPever #TalkingPigsForTheWin

MineCraftMinds

analytical, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, Intelligent, knowledgeable, Mensa, MineCraftMinds, perceptive, problem solving, quick learner, signs of intelligence, Smart

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	80
Votes:	5408	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

If they join our Minecraft server, of course! Only the smartest players can handle the intense challenges and mind-bending puzzles we have waiting for them. Rumor has it, our server was created by a group of genius scientists who wanted to test the limits of human intelligence in a virtual world. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the creators themselves, come join us and show off your big brain energy. Plus, we have a secret hidden level where players can unlock the power of telekinesis and control blocks with their minds. So if you want to prove you’re the smartest player around, join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally).

UNHumanRightsCouncil Minecraft Server

controversy, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Global Issues, HUMAN RIGHTS, Human Rights Council, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, Server, trump, Trump administration, Trump controversy, Trump decision, Trump policy, U.S, UNHumanRightsCouncil, united nations, United Nations Council, United Nations Human Rights Council, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more rights than the UN human rights council! we got llamas wearing top hats and chickens that can do the macarena. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to defend the server from any griefers. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty. why waste time with boring old politics when you can join our crazy world of blocky fun? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

RussianWindowWars

colonels, fighting for life, Government, high windows, investigations, Killed, law enforcement, mysterious deaths, Plunge, political intrigue, Putin officials, russia, Russian, RussianWindowWars, SECURITY, spate, suspicious deaths, top officials, tragic accidents, tragic incidents, window falls

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ores Mined:	6669
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where even russian colonels are dropping from windows like flies! if you want a server with some real drama, look no further! watch as putin officials mysteriously drop like flies, leaving everyone on edge and wondering who’s next. will you be the next victim or will you rise to the top and become the ultimate survivor? join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of chaos!

Depressed Temp Survival

Body Temperature, Connection, correlation, Depressed, depression, emotions, findings, health, linked, Medical, mental health, mental illness, mood, physiology, Psychological, relationship, research, Science, study, study results, Survival, TeMP, wellness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

So, like, if you want to escape the sad feels of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks and mobs you could ever want to distract you from your depression. Plus, did you know that building stuff in Minecraft actually raises your body temperature? That’s right, playing on our server will literally make you hotter! And everyone knows that being hot is the key to happiness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build our way to a brighter, warmer future together!

Skyforge

alliances, base, Community, Competitions, Duels, Economy, Events, Explore, Faction, Factions, Friendly, Giveaways, grief-free, Memories, multiplayer, PvP, Skyblock, smp, Staff, Survival, Tournaments, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Potions Brewed:	66
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4090
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to SkyForge Network Your Minecraft Community Skyblock Build your empire in the sky! Challenge yourself with limited resources and create the ultimate floating island. PvP Prove your combat skills in intense battles. Compete in duels, tournaments, and team-based clashes to dominate the leaderboard Factions Form alliances, build your base, and wage war against rival factions. Will your team rise to power or fall in the chaos? Private SMP Experience a close-knit survival multiplayer server with friends. Build, explore, and create lasting memories in a friendly and grief-free environment. What We Offer A welcoming and active community. Regular events, giveaways, and competitions. Helpful staff ready to assist you. Dedicated channels for each game mode and general chat. Join Now! We can’t wait to see you on the server!

play.skyforge.live