CraftyExcusesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Crafters 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anal, booty call, booty call number, Casual Sex, Crafters, discreet encounters, dumb bitch, Flirty messages, hookup, insta, instagram, messages for dick, mystic, naughty messages, naughty texts, no response, no strings attached, phone number, sexting, sexting partner, tatsl007

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers twerk!

We have more diamonds than your ex has issues, and our villagers are more gossip-worthy than Karen from accounting.

Forget about building boring dirt huts, on our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of cake!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Cute Forgiveness 1.20.3

1.20.3, adorable, cute, cute apology, cute forgiveness, cute forgiveness long tail tag, cute forgiveness phrase, cute forgiveness quote, cute forgiveness saying, cute forgiveness tag, cute mistake, forgiveness, forgiveness for being cute, forgiveness for cuteness, forgiveness is key, forgiveness tag, forgiving, forgiving cuteness, letting go, moving on

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, not because it’s lit or anything, but because the admin forgives people just because they’re cute. Like, how crazy is that? Imagine getting banned for griefing, but then the admin sees your skin and is like “aww, it’s okay, you can come back.” It’s like a virtual forgiveness based on looks, I can’t even deal with how absurdly awesome that is. So come join us and let your cuteness save you from the ban hammer, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Uncle’s Exclusive MC Server

absent father, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, exclusive, Fairness, family bonding, family dynamics, family trips, half brothers, Jealousy, Nascar, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, teenage emotions, trip, uncle, uncles

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	799	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of feeling left out like this poor Minecraft player? Join our server and never worry about being excluded again! Our community is all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome. Plus, we have epic Nascar races in-game that you can participate in with your new virtual family. Say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to a world of fun and acceptance! Join now and never miss out on the action again!

ExTalksOnly: No AITA!

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DATING, ex, ExTalksOnly, feelings, friendship, Honesty, Jealousy, misunderstandings, Obsession, Pictures, rekindling, relationships, scandal, Secrets, Trust, Warning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are as fragile as glass blocks! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unpredictable twists and turns.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of trying to rekindle a friendship with someone who acts too cool for you at parties? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to navigate through awkward encounters and bitter conversations just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to be caught in the middle of a love triangle that involves scandalous pictures, ex-boyfriends, and friends who are weirdly flirty with each other. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

Join us now and witness the chaos unfold as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is served hotter than a lava pit. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. See you on the server, where the drama never stops!

Trump’s TNT Emporium

airstrikes, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Emporium, foreign policy, heavy bombs, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military aid, Politics, SECURITY, shipment, Tnt, trump, Trumps, united states, War, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Votes:	711	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we drop bombs like trump dropping his mixtape. we got explosions bigger than israel receiving a shipment of heavy bombs, it’s lit fam. join now or miss out on the biggest boom boom party in minecraft history. let’s blow sh*t up together, it’s gonna be a blast!

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

biology, Competition, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, intercourse, Jealousy, male psychology, mate guarding, mating strategies, Men, partner, perceived competition, reproductive success, Rivalry, sexual selection, social behavior, Sperm, sperm competition, sperm concentration, Unconscious, Wars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

WiryCraft server minecraft

41742, Active Administration, banner, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, History, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, questions, RPG, Server, Sleeping, Survival, WiryCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

PVP/PVE server with its sleeping and history. Active administration will always answer your questions

WiryCraft.aternos.me

Eternal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ded, ETERNAL, GORET, Goret has passed away, Goret is dead, Goret is deceased, Goret’s absence, Goret’s death, Goret’s demise, Goret’s departure, Goret’s end, Goret’s eternal rest, Goret’s farewell, Goret’s final moments, Goret’s loss, Goret’s memory, Goret’s passing, is.., Mourning Goret, Realm, RIP Goret

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, ya gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.

Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.

GirlCraft – No Boys Allowed!

Allowed, body image issues, body positivity, Boundaries, Boys, Communication Issues, feeling exposed, feeling uncomfortable, friendship drama, Girlcraft, girls night out, group dynamics, leaving a social event, leaving a toxic situation, peer pressure, self esteem, self-care, size discrimination, social dynamics, standing up for yourself, toxic friendships, uncomfortable seating

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	3070
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of being pressured to leave your comfortable spot for a less-than-ideal lounge area just to accommodate your friend’s crush!

Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!

CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Conflict, conservative values, CraftyFeminist, Crisis, extremism, fundamentalism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HUMAN RIGHTS, international community, Islamic, leadership, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political turmoil, power struggle, religious beliefs, Server, Social Issues, splits, Taliban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	471	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not 😂😂 like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace 💎🙋‍♀️ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun 🤣🤣 we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players 😈 join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server 🚨🚨 #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama

BlockyHungaryEU

Blocking, BlockyHungaryEU, controversy, diplomatic relations, disputes, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU accession process, Euro-Atlantic integration, european integration, european union, foreign affairs, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, Minister, negotiations, Politics, Ukraine, veto

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2717	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz like, Ukraine’s Euro-Atlantic integration minister is like, tryin to get into da EU but Hungary be blockin dem like a bunch of noobs. So like, come join our server and help Ukraine get into da EU by building epic structures and slayin dragons or whatever. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, amirite? So come on, join da fun and let’s show Hungary who’s boss in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Galileo’s Space Telescope

Galileos, Space, telescope

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	New Chunks Explored:	464212
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3126
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1395
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1