CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3566	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6766
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5170	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3380	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6392

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Meteorites Collected:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Crops Grown:	5993
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2201	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Void Gems Collected:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4061

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!