CraftyDutchLands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5438	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Potions Brewed:	112	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Votes:	8651	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	182	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	129	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Towns Built:	6
Crops Grown:	8310	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	223
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchantments Applied:	146	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	9759	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Potions Brewed:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1551	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	4208	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Farms Harvested:	867	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimension Hops:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1