CraftyDutchLands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2584
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mines Excavated:	1553	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	276	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5785	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Votes:	9203	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	321
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	5197	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Crops Grown:	1508	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15