CraftyDutchLands | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	221858
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Towns Built:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Farms Harvested:	665	Meteorites Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	852
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Mines Excavated:	1166	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Crops Grown:	3742	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	87
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4