so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 5949

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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