so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Potions Brewed: 33 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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