so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chimeras Created: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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