so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dimension Hops: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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