CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Animals Bred:	126	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	7955	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.