CraftyDisaster | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	109
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mines Excavated:	4049	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9720
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Farms Harvested:	817
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1234

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	199	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	4338