CraftyDisaster | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	8583
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magic Items Found:	7040	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	New Chunks Explored:	518854
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4794
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Potions Brewed:	187
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1310

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	137	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Villages Defended:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2841	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	27	New Chunks Explored:	963334
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	4992
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Player Shops & Warps
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Players:	106/700	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8597	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1