CraftyDesk Minecraft Server

Communication, Community, Computer, CraftyDesk, Desktop, Digital, discussion, forum, internet, Keyboard, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mouse, Normal People, office, ONLINE, productivity, Server, social media, tags, Technology, Thread, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with normal people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where only the most abnormal players are allowed.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

ManlyTearsMC

crying, cultural beliefs, emotional suppression, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Expression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, History, ManlyTearsMC, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Psychology, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
New Chunks Explored:	709707	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

BlockCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera ban, Ban, blockcraft, broadcasting, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, Fatah, Government, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, palestine, Politics, press freedom, Report, restrictions, Server, television, Ultimate, West Bank

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	104
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on. like, one time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground city where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and flying pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. you gotta join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK

Conflict Resolution, CreeperInvasionStopRussiaUK, defensive action, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial integrity, uk, Ukraine, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.

we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.

plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.

so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	6051	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7962	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4371	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ores Mined:	2754	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	6334
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Votes:	8876	Chimeras Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.