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CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • The Time Traveler’s Minecraft SMP

    The Time Traveler’s Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this Minecraft SMP, trust me, it’s like blockchain solutions for the HR roastie problem. I mean, who even knew HR roasties were a thing in Minecraft, right? But on this server, we take it to a whole new level.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild HR roastie appears, trying to steal your loot. But don’t worry, our server has blockchain technology that tracks every move she makes, so you can roast her back with facts and logic. It’s like a battle royale, but with HR roasties instead of zombies.

    And that’s not even the best part! We have secret underground bases where you can hide from the HR roasties and plan your revenge. Plus, we have a whole community of players who are ready to team up with you and take down those pesky roasties once and for all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those HR roasties who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • PizzaPastaMinecraftServer

    PizzaPastaMinecraftServer

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    Are you tired of suffering in modern Italia? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the woes of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more struggling to picture what suffering looks like, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual Italia is way more fun than the real one – we’ve got flying spaghetti monsters, pizza that never goes cold, and gondolas made out of diamonds! So why suffer in real life when you can join our server and live your best blocky life? Join now and say arrivederci to your troubles!

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  • Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

    Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

    But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

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  • What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Blooprint Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersBlooprint is a talented music producer and songwriter known for his catchy melodies and innovative production style. He has worked with numerous artists and has a growing catalog of hit songs. Blooprint’s ability to blend genres and create unique soundscapes sets him apart in the music industry. Keep an eye on this rising star as he continues to make waves in the music world.

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  • Game Day Minecraft Server

    Game Day Minecraft Server

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    Oh, just the usual – I tamed a herd of flying pigs, rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and built a castle out of rainbow blocks. And that was all before breakfast on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Our server is home to a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces and battling mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus King and the elusive Diamond Dragon.

    But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you read that right). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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