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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, you can fly on a pig and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s like, totally insane, man.
we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, diamonds for days, bro. and don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re like, next level scary.
oh, and did i mention that we have our own version of the F-35 jets? yeah, you heard me right. you can fly around in your very own fighter jet and blow stuff up. it’s like, so epic.
so, like, if you want to join the coolest Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.
