CraftyDecisionz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	3370
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	5842

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2585	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3113	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	5602
Void Gems Collected:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	855625	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

DreamCraftLotteryWin

designer clothes, dream art collection, dream designer handbag, dream home, dream luxury watch, dream purchase, dream spa retreat, dream sports car, dream tech gadgets, dream vacation home, dream watch, dream yacht, DreamCraftLotteryWin, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, financial freedom, fine dining, lavish lifestyle, lottery win, luxury car, private jet

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	270	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

Brown Adipose Fun Land

adipose, anti-aging benefits, BROWN, brown adipocytes, Brown adipose tissue, brown fat, cardiovascular health, Cellular Respiration, cold exposure, Endurance, energy expenditure, exercise performance, Fat cells, FITNESS, Fun, health, Insulin sensitivity, Land, Longevity, metabolism, Mitochondrial function, obesity prevention, Thermogenesis, weight loss

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	668

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

Podcast Oasis 1.20

(Audio), comedy, culture, Digital Media, education, Entertainment, episodes, humor, interviews, Listening, long tail tags, Media, Music, News, Oasis, on demand, Podcast, podcasting, podcasts, storytelling, streaming, Technology

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Lol, bro, do you even listen to podcasts in your cunt? This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of entertainment into your earholes. Join us if you want your brain to explode with knowledge and laughter. Plus, we have a secret club where we worship a potato god named Spudnik. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, bills, Boyfriend, career, designated uses, Frustration, Fulltime, gaming room, Grateful, homey, Job, laptop, LIMITED, living room, Minecraft, pc setups, pitching in, Rent, Schooling, Schoolwork, Server, spacecraft, trial run, University, wanting my own space, work room

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space, even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: You and your partner have separate gaming setups in a designated gaming/work room. But wait, there’s a twist! Your partner works from home and you’re a full-time student with a part-time job. The struggle is real when you want to game but don’t want to distract your partner from work. Can you say gamer problems?

But fear not, on our server, we encourage individuality and respect for personal space. Want to move your setup to the bedroom or living room? Go for it! We support your gaming dreams, even if it means creating chaos in the virtual world.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where boundaries are meant to be broken and “homey” is just a state of mind. Who knows, you might even find a partner who loves gaming next to you as much as you do. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server and game on, my friend!

CousinCraft: No Free Tutoring!

3rd grade, Boundaries, busy schedule, Communication, cousin, CousinCraft, Decision making, elementary school, family, family expectations, free, Guilt, homework help, personal time, relationships, self-care, Teacher, Time management, tutoring, volunteer, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your busy schedule.

Need a break from tutoring kids in real life? Join our server and become the ultimate block-building master! No need to worry about upset relatives or feeling like an asshole – on our server, you’re the boss!

Explore endless possibilities, build epic structures, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and leave all your worries behind. Let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ores Mined:	8916
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2