CraftyDeathWish | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Items Found:	2264
Mines Excavated:	2664	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	132295
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Runes Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5869
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Votes:	3658	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6156
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Zombie Dances:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Animals Bred:	156
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Emeralds Found:	8383
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	2087
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

Players:	99/400	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	1561	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0