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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4444 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2961 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 4025 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.