Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
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