CraftyDadLULZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3162	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	8208	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ores Mined:	1210	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6961	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4303
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	7475	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Votes:	3102	Star Shards Collected:	143
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8027	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mines Excavated:	1233	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	753310

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5458
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	4273
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crops Grown:	4823
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2