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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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