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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Magic Items Found: 6679 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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