CraftyCunt Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9752
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Items Found:	6479
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	1556
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	61	Magic Items Found:	6185
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	5741	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	258
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	759
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.