If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Items Found: 4785
Villages Defended: 18 Zombie Dances: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Animals Bred: 41 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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